thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:
thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:
thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:
this is my new shoe we’re bbfs fo life
oh shoe, you so funny
#duckface
ugh her sister is sooo annoying
i luv you shoe xoxoxox
i’m sorry
what fake foot
I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME.
I’M SO SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW
HOW COULD YOU? I FEEL SO BETRAYED
DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?
…
yes…
“its not you… it’s your music taste”
(Source: fuckyeahthefabfour, via bettergetyourstorystraight)
most beautiful line from an hsm fanfic ever:
“troy was horny as fuck. his head was in his pants, not in the game”
(via britty37)
MY CAT JUST STARED AT ME AND THEN RAISED HER PAW AND SLOWLY PUSHED A GLASS OFF THE BEDSIDE TABLE AND BROKE IT SO FUCKING CALMLY
cats
(Source: gundamibuki, via britty37)
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
(Source: brennablueskies, via norulesnobras)
